
Was bored during NFt week, drew a little guy for fun. Showed a friend, he laughed. Cooked some eyes, mouths and backgrounds. Somehow managed to generate the collection. Read a tutorial to launch it (understood nothing). It worked. 333 r3tards were born. Nowadays 1033.
First rule of the r3tards club
Never sell your r3tards NFT
Just a bunch of r3tards on the Monad Blockchain
He sold? r3st in p3ac3
r3tards is not a r3al proj3ct
Every r3tard sale tweeted with NFT image, prince in MON, and buyer wallet.
2+ NFTs in one transaction triggers a sweep alert with all images and total MON.
When a sale breaks the all-time high price record an immediate alert fires.
When a NFT is burned forever the bot posts the graveyard Discord channel.
When a wallet sells their last r3tard - publicly called out. Paper hands exposed.
Every night at 22:00hs Argentina (UTC-3) - sales count, volume, floor price, top sale. Bullish only.